Hello young fellows, welcome to Somewhere!! Have you ever seen an invisible cat!? That would be hard if he were invisible wouldn’t it!? Things would be easier if I introduce myself to you, I think. I am the Cheshire Cat and all of you look like you are a little lost … I will be your guide through this magical place that is Somewhere or maybe is it Elsewhere!? Just follow my grin!! I hope you creatures don’t mind madness too much! Everyone is mad here! I am mad, they are mad and even you are mad, or you wouldn’t be here following a talkative cat that smiles and becomes invisible at will. You should remember what I just told you since this might be the most important lesson I will give you during this adventure. I will help you progress through this wonderful madness by giving you useful advice on how to behave with the common folks of this place and help you understand how this world behaves on its own as a whole. I will probably be the only one that listens to you very carefully! I will provide you with an intelligent conversation and you may start looking for me during your trip!! I can’t help you physically though. Perhaps I will entertain you or you might even entertain me if I send you to dangerous situations. I can allow myself to go there since I am not really vulnerable to this world. I hope you have you a nice trip!!

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

I, Alice, welcome everyone to my world of adventures in the wonderland. Everything

started off with me being bored of reading books with no pictures and conversations. I’m going to tell you about the most exciting day in my life. Once I was in the garden with my sister when suddenly a white rabbit pass by me with a watch in a waistcoat-pocket saying he was getting late. I was unable to believe it. Moreover, I followed him, trough a tunnel, and then down a deep hole. According to me, the hole was about four thousand miles under ground. At the end of the tunnel I fell on a bed of dry leaves in a room with four doors. I can still see the rabbit rushing and looking at his watch. Oh my goodness! I don’t know why I can’t see the white rabbit any more. He vanished! And I ended up in the room surrounded by doors and all of them were locked. Suddenly, I saw a glass table in the middle of that room which wasn’t there before and there was a golden key on top of it. I grabbed it and tried it in all those doors around the wall, but it worked in none of them. Then, I came across this small door which was hiding under the curtains. That golden key was fit perfectly in it, but the door was so small that I could barely fit my head in it. Eventually, I saw a little bottle on top of the glass table which said:”Drink me”. Since I’m very conscious about myself I looked all around the bottle to see if it was marked poison, but it wasn’t. So I drank it and I shrinked. I was astonished to see myself only ten inches tall and now I cuold fit perfectly in that little door. I ran towards it, then I realised that I had forgotten my golden key on the table. I tried to climb that table but it was too slippery so I was unable to reach up there. Then I saw a box of cake that said:”Eat me”. So I did and I was expecting something odd to happen but it didn’t, so I sat back and finished the whole cake.

I’m the White Rabbit, a lot of you people think I'm a second grade character, but

and I'm saying that with modesty, I'm the most important character of the story;

otherwise, without me there’s no timeline or third dimension. I may be an anxious

being, not socially-inclined, but I deserve respect since I talk and wear clothes

like every human being. My coldness is necessary to be efficient at what I do;

otherwise,I couldn't discipline myself. Relationships would distract me and fail

me. My only master is Time. I'm completely submitted to him, so don’t expect

anything from me or you’ll lose time. I may look tired of running because of the

pink eyes but don’t fool yourself: I’ll never quit my duty. The advantage of always

having my head in the future is that I don't lose time thinking and I never regret

what’s in the past, so I never lose my focus of the moment. There's not much left

to say for now because the story is just beginning, but I hope to play a more

elaborate role in the future, so I'll have a lot more to say in the next part of the

diary.

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you’re at!

That weird little girl got that song back in my head! I worked for years to get it out and here it is again! Beating the Time, beating the Time, no wonder He doesn’t like you, who likes a beating.

*slurp*

What time is it? Yes, 6 o’clock!

And oh so rude she was! Sitting at a full table where she wasn’t even invited to. Offensive. No matter, all those questions stopped Doormouse from telling his story. A good story as it began. Wonder how it would have finished if he hadn't fallen asleep again?

*slurp*

I need a clean cup, moving on. I wonder what the Queen will think of her. Maybe she will win at croquet, even if I doubt so. No one can beat the Queen. But what if she does! Off with her head? Maybe... Or she could replace the Queen! No, no, no, no, no, impossible, impossible.

*slurp*

Personal remarks, she got what she wanted if you ask me! Such a childish child. Yes! That’s it; a childish child is what she is! No wonder she had all those questions, she is not old nor mature enough to know all that! That is the answer to the riddle! Why is a raven like a writing-desk : Because of a childish child! Ah ha!

*slurp*

I need a clean cup again!

Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky. Twinkle...